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Watch
Watch entertaining motion pictures in many resolutions and frames per second. Wow!!!!1!! Hell yeah, we love watching motion pictures!!
Encrypted Cloud storage
Get up to 1TB of end-to-end encrypted cloud storage depending on whether you are an asshole to me or not. Idk, hmu, just don’t upload some illegal shit on it please, I swear to god I will beat you up before the cops and prisoners do. Encrypted with Military grade bogstandard encryption that I made sure is up to date enough to still be adequate enough even with quantum computing.
Games
Play lag-free multi-player games like Minecraft or the other Minecraft that’s Microsoft for some fucking reason. Yeah we also got other games, but who the fuck even hosts those. Anyways if you want some shit hosted, hmu.